If my three children do not get to bathe in a giant bath or semi-pool or half drum, the announcement of bath time is met with severe resistance.
Me: Hey guys, it’s time to bathe!
My children: To go where?
Apparently the only acceptable reason and motivation for getting cleaned up is if we’re leaving the house. I knew that🤨.
Then there is this excuse:
Me: It’s time to go bathe!
Child: (Weeping profusely as if to suggest imminent torture…🙄) But I’m not dirty, I’m CLEAN!
I guess having a bath or shower in a proper bathroom is just old! (Note to self – get with the times!🤷🏽♀️)
What’s the weirdest excuse your little ones ever gave you for not having a shower? Leave it in the comments!
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